How To Enroll Into A Fuckboy Club: A Step-By-Step Guide
Do you want to become a true fuckboy? Or do you consider yourself one of them? What does this concept actually imply? So many questions, so little answers. Don’t worry though, we’ve got your back. We prepared the most comprehensive guide that will help you both find out if you’re a genuine fuck boy and become the one if you haven’t yet.
What Does It Mean To Be A Fuckboy?
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So, let’s start with the basics – what is a fuckboy? If we consult an online handbook of all fuckboys – Urban Dictionary, – we’ll find out that it’s a guy who messes around with girls and their feelings. He wins over a girl, gets what he wants from her and then dumps her. That’s the law. A fuckboy knows what babes fall for, so the way he acts and looks, as well as the things he says, are real bait for them.
The Lawbook Of The F*ckboy Club
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Now that you know what is a fuck boy, it’s time to check whether you fall under the fuck boy definition. So, follow our guide and bring in some improvements should you need any.
Rule 1: Always Look Your Best
What’s the first thing that separates a real f*ckboy from a fake? Right you are – his appearance. If you look like sh*t, you’re undermining the whole f*ckboy meaning. Remember, first impressions are the most lasting. You won’t have the second chance to pull that chick, so you always have to be at the ready.
Start with your hairstyle. Even if you go for a “bed hair” look, it should only seem as if you’ve just jumped out of the bed. In reality, you should take the time to style your thatch so that it looks carefree and effortless. The right haircut is the key to success, so ask your barber for something trendy and flattering.
Next step is your outfit. Don’t pull on the first thing that’s fallen out of your closet. Think through what will make you look stylish yet casual. You want to give breezy and relaxed vibes, not preppy and curated. To put together your outfit, you’ll definitely need some accessories. Pair of shades that emphasize your masculine features and an expensive watch from a big-name brand are the perfect addition to your fuckboy look.
Finally, activate her other receptors, such as smell. Allure her with your best cologne by spritzing it all over your body. Now, you can move on to the next rule.
Rule 2: Think What You Say
Have you ever seen a fuckboy who’d talked a girl to death? No? And you won’t. This goes against the f*ckboy definition. Fuckboys don’t like long talks. They speak concisely and strictly to the point. So, if you’re used to blathering, you have to cut it out now!
Arm yourself with a couple of go-to texts, such as hru or wyd? If you feel like she’s already on the hook or simply want to skip this foreplay phase being in a mood for a more visual demonstration of your intentions, send her some emoji with innuendo. The backhand index pointing right, the OK hand and splashing sweat emoji can’t be misunderstood.
Rule 3: Go Hunting After Getting Drunk
A generous amount of alcohol is an unfailing friend of every fuck boi. When you’re hanging out somewhere at the nightclub or bar, don’t even think about hitting on a girl until you’ve had at least half a dozen shots. When you’re filled up, approach your target, which is the girl you’re planning on leaving the venue with. If she blows you off, it’s the right time to remind your exes what a hunk they’ve lost. Even if you end up having the worst hangover ever, it’s surely worth it. Besides, alcohol being your BFF will cover you up when you send messages with your most sincere apologies for the lewd behavior earlier.
Rule 4: Don’t Buy A Pig In A Poke
No matter what you buy, there’s always a preview option. The same concerns the girls. You want to see what you’re offered unpacked. So, don’t hesitate to ask her for some nude photos whether it’s random snapshots of the parts of her body or her full-length studio portraits. Mind though that she has equal rights to request the same kind of pictures from you, and f*ckboys respect that right, so be prepared to strip up.
Rule 5: Switch On An Ignoring Mode When An Ex Appears On The Horizon
Fuck boys can’t be friends with their exes no matter whether it’s a long-term relationship (fortnight utmost) or a one night stand. Thus, when some of them enter your proximity, pretend as if you see her for the first time. Or, even better, pretend as if you don’t see her at all. In this way, you’ll avoid an awkward conversation and unnecessary excuses. Besides, if you leave the nightclub or bar with nothing, meaning nobody, you can always ask your ex out again explaining that you simply haven’t recognized her that damn good she looked. Thus, your previous encounters become your rainy-day fund.
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Rule 6: Kindle The Fire
Although a genuine fuck boy can never be forgotten, it’s always a safe bet to remind all of your girls of yourself. A flirty message every now and then paired with a double tap on all of her social media photos will do the job. If a girl is really good at something you particularly enjoy, you can even wish her a happy birthday (say hello to social media automatic reminders). In this way, when you ask her out, it won’t look either suspicious or unexpected.
Rule 7: Don’t Be The Loner – Go With Your Pack
Even though there’s no official F*ckboy club yet, there’s definitely the one that nobody speaks of but everybody knows. You’ll hardly ever find so much solidarity and support anywhere but in the Fuckboy community. Your fellas will help you out in instances when you bump into somebody you humped. You can rely on them when you’re not sure how to hook up with a chick or simply need somebody to get your back. Remember, united we stand, divided we fall. Don’t break from the pack.
Rule 8: Earn Her Trust
You want to make her trust you. Though it does not happen overnight, you can still try. First, you should switch on your pickup mode and flirt with her. But, be very careful. She should not unravel your evil plans straight away. Before she starts to suspect something, pretend like nothing has really happened and that is only a figment of her imagination.
Next, you should bare your damaged soul in front of her and reveal her all your emotional scars. This will work as a trigger and will make her instantly feel sorry for you. Almost certainly she will want to become your savior. Do not forget to emphasize that you do not share such private things with just anybody. This will make her feel special.
Finally, show her your emotional awareness. She should know that all your previous affairs have made you wounded and now you are afraid to open up to somebody else. Yet, stress that you want your relationship with her to advance, as you can be vulnerable around her. Such a move will work as a distractor from your lies for her. Besides, it will allow you to dump her without an explanation, as she has been informed beforehand.
Rule 9: Be Really Good In Bed
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That, actually, goes without saying. Mind though that she should not know that you are so good thanks to your vast experience. Again, you should make her feel special, thus everything you do in bed is aimed at pleasing her, not boosting your fuckboy ego.
Rule 10: Don’t Be Afraid To Flirt With Other Girls
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Healthy jealousy will not hurt anybody. In your case, unhealthy is even better. In case she catches you when you are trying to hook up with somebody on social media or at the party, pretend like she has made everything up and you are just being nice to your good old friend, even if it is a girlfriend. Or, if you feel confident enough, then admit it and pull the wool over her eyes that you are only into her.
So, how many rules do you follow? How many of them should you stick to yet? How much of a fuckboy are you? We hope after going through the Fuck boy code we drew up, you’ll easily become one of us. Welcome to the club, mate!